PIRATE:
This is so bad it earns its own post. I don't even know what to say . . .
But I'll try.
Uh, ladies? Really. Do not try this at home. No matter how big you think your ass is, pants that wink at people as you walk by is not going to make it less big.
In fact, it does the opposite.
MOI:
No. Nyet. Nein. Nej tack. Nee. Tla. Ndak. Mhai. Non. Nei. And, finally: hell no, not on your life, a bet, or a lifetime supply of puffy cheetos.
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7 comments:
Oh, my goodness.
I'm not sure what to say, except I WANT A PAIR. With hands painted on them. Waving bye-bye. What do you think?
Mine would be flipping the bird. Or holding a 9mm.
uh...yeah. Can we go back to studs?
how do you know what a bad porn soundtrack sounds like boxer? grrrrrrrrrrhahahahaha. wow hes looking for licensing opportunities. im sure the folks at juicy are thinking of ringing him up.
this has to be a joke. dont you think? c'mon!!
nope. I looked up the 'winkers' website - a legit business venture, evidently featured on the Today show...
http://www.winkersdesign.com/home
The deal is that you provide the pants, they provide the artwork -- for a mere $159+ or so, depending on your favorite design. Artwork only.
I am still speechless...
Not only are they a hideously stupid idea in the first place, apparently you have to walk like you have a stick up your arse in order to make them work. You also require the necessary ass-cheek overlap of flab in order to make the winking magic happen.
At first I thought these were from Japan as it looks like something the Japanese would wear. I was horrified, but not surprised, to find these are American.
First of all, the jeans themselves are FUGLY and unflattering, secondly, couldn't they get anyone who's a frickin' better artist to paint them? That goose, duck, whatever the f*ck looks like a third grader did it.
Third, the designs are not fashionable at all. And, finally, NO WOMAN needs any paint or colour to advertise the size of her ass. Hmpf.
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