You know what, Bitches? I don't care how impossibly rich/beautiful/educated/married to a rock star/popped out a couple a' kids with no visible impact to your bod/celebrifried you are.
You STILL shouldn't wear your clothing two sizes too small:
Here's how the dress, designed by Miss Vicky "oy!" Beckham, should drape. Cute, no? Sophisticated, too.
But worn the other way makes Gwyneth look like some kind of weird amalgamation of space alien street hooker and the paper sack holding her can of Colt 45.
Alas, Gwyn first started hiking her skirts and tightening her bodices a full two years ago:
And she seems determined to clutch that trend to her bosom with an ever tightening grip. Hon, we know. You have epic gams. But give it a rest, will ya? And for goodness sake, get yourself to a colorist for some highlights.