Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Miami, Bitches!


All righty then, Party People, tell Moi, what would you pack if you were spending two weeks in Miami mid April, mostly for work, with a couple client fetes thrown in, and maybe, just maybe, a day or two free to explore the city?

So far, I got: sandals.

And sunscreen.

And a bit of fear.

Because when I Googled "Fashion in Miami?" This is what I found.


No WAY that bag goes with that outfit.

9 comments:

| Tex | Fashion Butter said...

hahaha!

Flamin' Mo said...

I KNOW! I mean, what was that guy thinking? The black bag is totally out of scale for him. And baggy black shorts? with flip flops? Sheesh, people, put out a little effort.

Aunty Belle said...

yeah that bag is totally wrong.She needs a shimmery silver hobo, doan'cha think?

Pack pale grey linen pants, a tissue thin white linen camp shirt to wear over a cami. This ensemble can be shoppy comfortable, but understated chic fer that chi chi lunch, if ya add in the right bracelet or earrings. Need color? Thar's always shoes.....


Be dang shure youse got killer sunglasses--or prepare fer looks of genuine pity.

Hope you a La Diva plan to rendezvous!

moi said...

Tex: Was that a laugh of derision or of pity?

Mo: At least he's not wearing a baseball cap on backwards.

Aunty: I knew you'd have the scoop. Sunglasses? I never would have thought. Thanks for the head's up. And, yes, La Diva and I plan to hopefully meet up for one evening of dinner and drinks. Should be ├╝ber fun!

Aunty Belle said...

Aw, now Moi...Aunty is jes' funnin' ya wif' that prissy prim template. Ya know I doan think thas' gonna cut it wif' MOI!

But I ain't kiddin' on the eyewear: DO NOT SET FOOT IN MIAMI MINUS YORE COOLEST SHADES.

so...what have ya tossed in the suitcase so far?

Boxer said...

me?

Boxer said...

take me!

Anna Katrina said...

oh god haha please dont buy that for miami!! have you have fun :)

Anna Katrina
http://www.passportglamour.blogspot.com/

moi said...

Welcome, Anna!

Uh. No. I don't care if I were perpetually 25 years old with Heidi Klum's body and you bribed me with a lifetime supply of Cheetos and Louboutins, you couldn't pry me into that get up.